jaeboy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[EtaBeta spiderman]

WTF?

I know all of those animations. They're from the SNES Spiderman games. It would have been better to just see them in Sprite form instead of rehashed animation. Spiderman doesn't flip that many god-damn times. Anyway. It was ok for what it was. But it was slow, and really didn't capture the essence of Spiderman for me at all. Sorry bud.

EtaBeta responds:

sure thay are ;), the movie is not very good i know, but i am only 14 and all that u kno,,, and i am kinda new with flash, well well, i will try to do my best in my new serie, without any trace or anything

[How Do You Eat Your Oreo?]

HAHAH

I think you need a better mic, and the fact that it was only two scenes long hurt it a little bit. I want you to know, I thought it was funny, but I wanted it to be a bit longer. K? Cool.

Metallic-Shuriken responds:

No, I don't need a better mic, I had to reduce quality to get the lips to sync (event to stream) Thanks though.

[My School in 3D]

For what it was...

The movement of the film was too fast... if anything, you should have the camera zoom by the name of the school on the sign outside first... then move slowly across the front grounds, or maybe from above then slowly down toward the ground... but make sure that you get to the door last... if possible, make the door open right before the end of the film... so you feel like you are entering the school.

But all in all, the rendering was good, just a little schizo.

[One-Way Trip]

WHOA!

I don't know what it is... but this is the best thing I've ever seen. Sweet.

[Strippin' Fatty Santa]

Meh...

This was a blatant rip of Joecartoon. That's just wrong mang. At least his were funny... this was boring and long-winded. The graphics were so-so, but since the guy didn't do much, even that wasn't that great.

[UR: Universal Rivalry]

Hmmm...

I liked it. I also liked the Japanese Emo song in the background, but the words were very very hard to read. Can you tell me the name of that band? Cause they rock!

MonkeyClock responds:

Asian-Kung Fu Generation be the name, y'all.

[Stealing Games]

:-\

Well, it was interesting... the only problem is that the storyline was very patchwork to me. It's not like the dude who kills his friend was really on the brink of insanity to begin with, since we never really were introduced to him in the beginning. So in the end, I was at a loss as to why it should really be funny, or interesting. I'll give it that everything else about it was cool... but nothing really awesome. Sorry.

[TTA Episode 023]

It would get a ten only if...

You finally get some voices! That would totally rule.

But this series is probably one of the best I've seen on Newgrounds, and I hope it continues. I'd love to see a game based on the characters from this... even if the sprites are ripped from other games.

Anyway... Great show. Want more.

[The Reaper]

How amazingly average!

This whole "Hero is a demon" thing is WAY played out. Especially since you can't kill demons with guns... or anything on earth either. Also, with no true plot this film slid out the mediocre door faster than a white man at 2 am in Harlem.

[Gonked]

I don't get it...

Is he insane? Cause if so... there wasn't enough insanity to prove it. And if he wasn't, then what the hell was going on?

Anyway...

looscannon5 responds:

yes yes, quite the clam king he was