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[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I hate Tupac, so this scored some extra points in the Style department. And a few more points because it was Mr. T who did it. I love Mr. T. And cheetos. Great. But now that the prequel is out, is there going to be a reason as to how Tupac's fingers got orange?

[Souped-up Civic]

heh

I agree, I think people who put all that money into a car that can't legally have any of that shit is a total dumbass. Why have the power to go 9,000 mph, when the speed limit is 60? I hope they all go to jail and get fucked up the ass by some homo rapist.

But in all reality, the cartoon DID kinda blow, so that's why you got the low rating from me.

[Bagagagaga Bop!]

Love the song, hate the video.

This song was major bonzer. I love Punk Rock, and when it's in a language I don't know, I love it even more. But that video was complete and utter shite, and pimpin' a horrid picture of Britney Spears instead of just making an Anime video for it pissed me off. Sorry. Needs more work.

[CHU CHU]

???

I liked the animation for it, and the song was pretty cool... somehow, I love Japanese commercial diddles. Anyway, it was good, minus the kinda disgusting views of stitches, and the work "fuck" cause they were kinda pointless in the cartoon, really.

Otherwise, really cool. Nice work.

[bonjour]

I hate France... but it's not why you think...

I hate france cause my girl was stolen by a french guy. That asshole.

1. I thought this was funny.
2. They're STILL French Fries, whomever told you they were "Freedom Fries" needs to have his head examined and you need to choke on your own bone.
3. At least this wasn't like the badger one where is just kept going on and on forever.
4. Elvis rules.
5. They don't wear underpants? WTF!?!?

[(2003)Marrie Ecks Mus]

At first, one... then the other...

At first I noticed some really shitty jokes, but then it started to get funny... it was a bit of the up and down, but it was definitely worth it.

[badger ver.1]

Hrm...

After about 36 times through the off timing is VERY noticeable... the "Panic A Snake!" part is completely in the middle of the badgerbadgerbadger part.

It was funny... but not all THAT funny. Probably better when you're stoned.

[FFF:Power - Chapter12]

HOLY CRAP!

I LOVE this series, dude! I can't wait to see the next one. I started trapped in the middle like at number 9, so I went back and watched it from beginning to end... number one made no sense but now that were nearing the end of the series, it seems that number one makes a whole lot of sense now. My only quetion is this... are you writing a storyline for another series AFTER this one? Maybe not FF, but possibly a different grouping altogether? The storyline is great, and I hope to God that you don't stop with just this series. :)

[Freedom.1]

:-\

Would have definitely had been better if the actual movie had been longer than the credits in the beginning... AND if there was a plot setup... so far... all I see is a Metal Gear Solid 2 rip-off with no plot... What next? Joanna Dark, Raiden, James Bond and Snake showing up? :-\

I'll keep watching to see if my rating goes up... but PLEASE give me a reason to watch.

[Tiniest Restaurant Pt. 1]

Coolio

I'll give it this... it's a great one out, but the series had better be just as good or this 9 will quickly drop to a 0... dammit keep up the funny!

mikethepod responds:

I'll do me best! Thanks!