jaeboy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Deport Me Scotty]

Hmmm

I get that you were saying that Spock (the "alien") was registered to work in "The Enterprise" (pseudonym for America)... so how did we deport him? I'm lost. Is this about stopping immigration? Because then that makes no sense. If this is about NOT stopping ILLEGAL immigration, then you're an asshole. People who come to our country should do THREE THINGS.
1. Get a work Visa or a citizenship.
2. LEARN OUR LANGUAGE.
3. Tell others to do the same.
The problem isn't immigration, or our treatment of them. It's about the fact that people are abusing our "freedom" and are taking it for granted that they can do what they want, when they want to. They're coming over here, taking low-level jobs, but aren't adapting to our country's standard... and instead are asking us to adapt to theirs. That's not right.

Anyway, when you pick a side on something. Make the message clear. This message was a garbled space transmission.

BadMonkeyStudios responds:

What is "our language" again? There is no official language in the constitution or in any state law. Maybe you should learn a second language so you know what all those new Americans are saying.

[piss]

Ummm...

I'm glad my girlfriend wasn't in the room as she has epilepsy, and this would more than likely trigger a seizure. I don't get why this is even an "animation" as the only thing that even came close to moving was the background, which just flipped from blue to yellow ceaselessly, and annoyingly.

I love the Tom Fulp Orgy animation a LOT better. Make more stuff like that.

tooters responds:

seizures trigger happiness, sunshine rainbows and joyful fairy dust filled leprechaun dicks omgoodness

[The Face Collab]

Only one problem...

Some of the transitions had glitches it seemed...

But it was still good enough for a 10. This kicked major bootay. Double Yew, Zero, Zero, Tee, Tilde, Exclamation Point.

TheBoogley responds:

I solved your code (you said woot~!)

[Zombie Infection]

Not bad.

I love the music... Muse is an amazing band, and it fits the zombie genre perfectly, a la 28 Days/Weeks Later. The plot was your basic zombie flick, which was good as it was, and thankfully you didn't make an explanation. I did, however, find it odd that the lights in the city were still on, as if they were already locked up in a shack, that would probably mean the city was overrun by that point.

Sound: Music is amazing. Perfect timing and everything. Vocals weren't shabby except for the "Arnold"-ish character... I HATED his accent and styling in general. The gun sounds were spot on for a cartoon, though I might have made them a bit louder if you wanted a more "I'm in the movie, too" feel to it.

Graphics: Good for what it needed to be, and that was all it needed to be. The eyes were a little odd when they were infected, as I would think they'd be completely bloodshot or even bleeding... But other than that, good stuff. You even went to getting dust particles in the air, and I applaud that small detail.

I didn't like the ending, though, it was a bit cliche and forced... this should have just been the beginning, not the end. In fact, it felt like an intro to a larger movie. And seriously, I'd watch the larger movie if that were the case. Good work.

Gi-go responds:

Most city lights are automatic.
They were bloodshot and bleeding.

Thanks alot for the good review!

[I've Got A Sausage!]

It would be horrid...

If it weren't for the VERY end. The song is quite lame... but the sausage smacking him in the face? Priceless. I don't like that it endlessly loops, though. :(

FatRat66 responds:

I added a 'Menu' button in the top corner, so you're free to go back to that anytime, but I wanted it to loop so that people could get the song stuck in their heads...hehe. Cheers for the review

[Halo Nerds ep. 1]

...

You seriously need to learn how to talk without an accent, and with different voices if you're going to voice your characters. Seriously.

CErX responds:

Yeah, i know

[Won't You Be My Valentine]

That was... um... well, that just was...

Fucking creepy. Well animated, but at the same time, the cupids were scary as hell... and to top it off, the song didn't help at all. That song just made it that much more creepy.

Creepiness = PERFECT for Valentine's Day. :)

PureCarnage responds:

Yeah I rejoice in it's creepiness... what do you expect coming from me, I mean... seriously.

[Sprite War Online: E89-91]

This would be interesting...

But starting your flash movies so late in the series... I think you should start the movies from the beginning and get people hooked into the storyline first. Just like the comic, not only was I completely lost, I got bored because of it, too.

I watched the whole thing, but really, it wasn't worth it. No plot was explained, and none of the characters really had any characterization to them.

If you're going to start in the middle, it should have at least been an action secquence to get people interested. You know?

ThomasTruong responds:

Good idea, next one will have for action though.

[Email!!]

I've watched this about 4,300 times...

I think, legitimately, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on Newgrounds. If you don't believe me, look at my favorites, and see that this tops my chart. I went to your site and have read the comics, and wished that you'd make a cartoon out of all of your stuff as this is hi-fuckin-larious. Mad props to you... the whole "Hey regular penis, guess what!?" is one of my greetings now for AIM.

I thank you for putting this up and brightening my days, as I have to see it at least once a week... and the day I do, I'm hyper for like an hour afterward.

Now I'm sounding sappy... but I need for you to know that this thing was pure brilliance in a can.

vishass responds:

Everytime someone says "brilliant" or "genius", my dad rolls his eyes. I need a monocle for all this internet gloating.

[Sprite Survivor - 6]

w00t~!

My vote. Neclord.

This storyline is going awesome. :) I hope that the next one comes out soon. :)

Hell-Fire responds:

neclord

thanks a lot. It should be out in 3 months.