jaeboy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Deport Me Scotty]

Hmmm

I get that you were saying that Spock (the "alien") was registered to work in "The Enterprise" (pseudonym for America)... so how did we deport him? I'm lost. Is this about stopping immigration? Because then that makes no sense. If this is about NOT stopping ILLEGAL immigration, then you're an asshole. People who come to our country should do THREE THINGS.
1. Get a work Visa or a citizenship.
2. LEARN OUR LANGUAGE.
3. Tell others to do the same.
The problem isn't immigration, or our treatment of them. It's about the fact that people are abusing our "freedom" and are taking it for granted that they can do what they want, when they want to. They're coming over here, taking low-level jobs, but aren't adapting to our country's standard... and instead are asking us to adapt to theirs. That's not right.

Anyway, when you pick a side on something. Make the message clear. This message was a garbled space transmission.

BadMonkeyStudios responds:

What is "our language" again? There is no official language in the constitution or in any state law. Maybe you should learn a second language so you know what all those new Americans are saying.

[piss]

Ummm...

I'm glad my girlfriend wasn't in the room as she has epilepsy, and this would more than likely trigger a seizure. I don't get why this is even an "animation" as the only thing that even came close to moving was the background, which just flipped from blue to yellow ceaselessly, and annoyingly.

I love the Tom Fulp Orgy animation a LOT better. Make more stuff like that.

tooters responds:

seizures trigger happiness, sunshine rainbows and joyful fairy dust filled leprechaun dicks omgoodness

[The Face Collab]

Only one problem...

Some of the transitions had glitches it seemed...

But it was still good enough for a 10. This kicked major bootay. Double Yew, Zero, Zero, Tee, Tilde, Exclamation Point.

TheBoogley responds:

I solved your code (you said woot~!)

[I've Got A Sausage!]

It would be horrid...

If it weren't for the VERY end. The song is quite lame... but the sausage smacking him in the face? Priceless. I don't like that it endlessly loops, though. :(

FatRat66 responds:

I added a 'Menu' button in the top corner, so you're free to go back to that anytime, but I wanted it to loop so that people could get the song stuck in their heads...hehe. Cheers for the review

[Halo Nerds ep. 1]

...

You seriously need to learn how to talk without an accent, and with different voices if you're going to voice your characters. Seriously.

CErX responds:

Yeah, i know

[Won't You Be My Valentine]

That was... um... well, that just was...

Fucking creepy. Well animated, but at the same time, the cupids were scary as hell... and to top it off, the song didn't help at all. That song just made it that much more creepy.

Creepiness = PERFECT for Valentine's Day. :)

PureCarnage responds:

Yeah I rejoice in it's creepiness... what do you expect coming from me, I mean... seriously.

[Email!!]

I've watched this about 4,300 times...

I think, legitimately, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on Newgrounds. If you don't believe me, look at my favorites, and see that this tops my chart. I went to your site and have read the comics, and wished that you'd make a cartoon out of all of your stuff as this is hi-fuckin-larious. Mad props to you... the whole "Hey regular penis, guess what!?" is one of my greetings now for AIM.

I thank you for putting this up and brightening my days, as I have to see it at least once a week... and the day I do, I'm hyper for like an hour afterward.

Now I'm sounding sappy... but I need for you to know that this thing was pure brilliance in a can.

vishass responds:

Everytime someone says "brilliant" or "genius", my dad rolls his eyes. I need a monocle for all this internet gloating.

[Sprite Survivor - 6]

w00t~!

My vote. Neclord.

This storyline is going awesome. :) I hope that the next one comes out soon. :)

Hell-Fire responds:

neclord

thanks a lot. It should be out in 3 months.