jaeboy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3 3ast 3 3urious]

Oh... god... how am I supposed to say that?

This is FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! :) I loved it. And you HAVE to do more.

[Superheroes 4.5]

Ok... let's rip-off...

Homestar Runner's "Teen Girl Squad" add a cupload of shit. And make this utterly crappy movie. Yawn.

[Necromancer | Subtitles]

Sweet.

I loved everything about this... except... it's only part one. :( I want more. NOW. NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!

[Stick Slayer Episode VIII]

Hrm...

This was good, great plot... but only dropped in ONE joke? What the hell? I know he's based off of a string of one-liners, but they really weren't as good as the past ones. And with the ending being as it is... this should have been a WAY longer episode. :(

BenSpurgin responds:

I count no less than 4 food jokes :P Maybe you were too caught up by the action to notice?

[The World of Abbreviation]

L. O. FREAKIN. L.

This is, quite possibly, the best thing I've ever seen. I've watched it about seven times now and I still laugh hysterically. :) Good show.

I hope you make more and more stuff. :)

[blowflies episode 1]

Hah!

The animation was good as was the cuteness of it all. My problem was why there was a lump of shit on the front end of a rocket? Must watch part two to find out, no?

[Captain Awesome]

I liked it, but...

Why was it that the theme wasn't bleeped, but his voice was? It would have been funnier if the theme was bleeped too... then again, maybe that's what made it funnier. There was no real animation. Which irked me, cause this was pretty funny. But no one moved, it was just him standing there, and the other guy standing there. The only things that moved was the laser and his eyes. Weird.

But it was funny and so you get some brownie points for that.

[BATTLE NEXUS trailer]

...

You do know that GL and Flash are better choices than Hulk and Superman right? Both of those guys ARE invincible. The Hulk has suvived a nuclear bomb. Super has been killed but only by someone MADE of Kryptonite... and now that he's back, he's even stronger. If anything The last two would be Superman and Wolverine if you use they way Wolverine defeated the Hulk, by tiring him out. But I doubt that he could kill him. :(

Other than that, there was no real animation, and I didn't get what was really going to happen, as you made a better description of what you were doing through what you wrote on the site than what was in the trailer. We knew they were fighting, and that's it. No reason as to why. This was more of a teaser than a trailer. I'll still watch cause I'm a comic book fanatic, but it had better hold up with the characters you have in it.

[Rebel Burger Ep.1]

W00T~!

I loved this. I didn't even have to laugh, or have any violence. But seriously, this was amazingly done. Great animation for what it was, since it was all it needed. Good voice work... and it makes me want to watch the next episode... even though I have no clue as to why you're writing about a fast food restaurant. lol

Good job. All my 5 are belong to this.

I wish I could do something like this, and get away with it. But I can't even do flash. :(