jaeboy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bloody Rage]

Great game!

Great game you have here. You shoudl really get back to doing this, though. I remember playing this "demo" like two years ago... and it hasn't changed since then. Come on, mang. Do you want to flip burgers all your life?

So without further ado:

More characters!

MALE:
-Master Chief
-Sweet Tooth (from Twisted Metal: Black)
-Swan (from The Warriors)
-Darth Maul
-Jay (from Clerks)
-Silent Bob (from Clerks)
-Neo (from The Matrix)
-The Toxic Avenger
-Satan
-Death
-Tyler Durden (from Fight Club)

Female:
-The Bride (from Kill Bill)
-Joanna Dark (from Perfect Dark)
-Trinity (from The Matrix)
-Trish Stratus (from the WWE)
-Jessica Rabbit (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
-Ada Wong (from Resident Evil 4)
-Chun Li
-Samus

[Star Ball]

I HATE THE BULLET!!!

What is the point of a "powerup" that kills you? It usually shows up blocking my path to block the ball... so no matter which way I do it, I'd have to die.

[Sky Fire]

Hrm...

Reminds me of UN Squadron, from the old-school arcade... my problem with this game is that it's bland. There are no bosses, and the weapons are VERY basic. I did like being able to chose your character in the beginning... but I still think that they should have more significant differences than just their speed and armor.

Decent game, but I think you can do better.

[Wink: the Game]

I do have a problem...

I think the controls are really good and all... but I can't get past the very beginning. I need a wind staff, and the only two staves I can get are fire...

Is there something wrong? Am I missing something? WHAT!?!?

[Robots Attack]

I really think it needs work...

I can't stand the controls at all. The mouse just is too hard to use...

Another thing I hate is that you somehow run out of ammo... but there's nothing to tell you how much ammo you have. Even after you stated that there's unlimited ammo, I still come across parts when my gun just won't fire and I'm stuck trying to avoid stuff.

Why does the Special charge only happen once in a blue moon? I pick up like 7 SC's and then I get super powers... then it vanishes... and I pick up two more and suddenly I have it again... then it vanishes... and then I pick up five more before it happens again.

This could be an amazing game if the controls were stiffened, or attached to keys... and if you can fix the gun problems that are everywhere.

Yep.

[Thing-Thing]

Make more levels and make a full game out of this!

I like the idea, I think you should add a pistol whip ability if someone is too close to you, because you can stand right next to someone, and switch to fist, take them out and they have no chance against you. I beat the whole game (minus the last boss) only using one bullet... and that was to break the vent in the very beginning.

I'd like to see more... maybe have the guys come after you and try to bring you back in... and then find out that you're a legit escaped project, and you have a more nefarious target than people would think in the beginning... probably something very distrubing at the end would suffice... like your target wasn't escape at all, but really because you were sent to kill everyone in that facility as a test? Or that your target is a little kid or something as sinister...

I really think this game could be on the tip-top of the amazing list with a good twisted storyline and such.

[Amoeba]

BLUE SCREEN!!!

In the middle of level four, my screen turned all blue. Nothing else but my character, not even the level's background. I don't know what's up with it... but yeah. This ruined the entire game for me. Really.

[Dad 'n Me]

Once again... you strike gold.

I really think this is one of the best games on the net in general... it's not too hard, but it's stupid (characterwise, not ideawise) enough that you can play it until you beat it without getting bored. I love the combo system, but I just wish this game was longer than one level.

Hopefully you'll continue it... really. It's awesome. And if there is some way to get that loop, along with the "rock" version just to listen to all day? I'd do that, too. :)

[Super Mario Revived]

Hmmm...

I didn't like the fact that the characters just vanished instead of having an actual animation for hitting them... and the game overall was just too slow for me. It was ok... but not the best thing I've ever seen. Keep it up, though, and I'm pretty sure you'll get a really kick ass game down the road. :)

[Sabermania]

Amazing.

Finally someone who realized the potential of a saber fight. Why hasn't any Star Wars game given you full control of the saber? You, sir, have given me hope that MAYBE JUST MAYBE they'll get it right.

I loved the idea... the only problem I saw was that the computer opponent seemed to float too far to the left side of the screen, making it VERY VERY hard to attack, after making a block. And one of the characters (the one with the black mask) has a move that can hit you outside of your blocking radius... so you may want to fix that.

Anyway... AWESOME game, and I only hope that it gets better.