jaeboy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Quantum Foam]

My problem...

The collision detection is WAY off. It's like four centimeters to the left of the cat. I had about six bad quarks go through the right side of my cat, and then suddenly one go by my face and hit me.

Another thing is that the quarks that give you stuff don't happen enough. And some don't even work. I went about 6,000 points before my first one came along, and it was a "cat sheild"... I thought, "cool" and then preceeded to get killed by the first quark that hit me.

Also, because they don't happen enough, I was freaking gigantic, and couldn't avoid ANYTHING. And the one I did get was a +1,000 pts. What the hell kinda luck is that?

Meh. It needs a bit of work.

[Gunny bunny++]

Not bad.

The sound quality was a bit less than expected from such a monument of 3D flash gaming. It felt like I was playing an n64 game, great graphics and decent gameplay, sound that was lacking.

I hope that this game gets a little more emphasis into it. Cause it could REALLY be an awesome play if you keep at it.

Cool, game though.

[Powerfox V.2]

AWESOME!!!

Need more people to beat up, dammit! This game rocked, but I destroyed it the first time around. I hope it gets better soon. :)

[Car (Beta - Version 0.32)]

Whoa!

If only this had a plot. The music is freakin' awesome. Loved the Feeder song on it. Seriously, get a plot and lose the speed boosts, cause they make it confusing. Anyway... that's my suggestions.

[FlashTrek: Assault]

Fairly good except...

Easy was WAY TOO EASY, and hard was WAY TOO HARD. There must be a happy medium, no?

And the music got quite annoying after a little while.

[Taipan 3000 SE]

Well...

I'm not a big fan of the "trade RPG"... I think they're a bit too slow, and the storyline doesn't flow well. But this isn't that bad for an online game I guess. Maybe if you could figure out how to make it multiplayer, it'd be better. Whatever. Anyway... I guess decent for it's type. Just not MY type.

[Create-A-Sno-Man]

Ehhhh...

I really liked the Coca-Cola song in the background... way to make subliminal messages.

Anyway... the screen was WAY TOO CRAMPED. The idea was there, but... yeah.

SwitchBladeClock responds:

ya, i figured it was a little cramped also, i gotta found out how to make it so all the items you dont use you can get rid of, glad you liked it

[Onigirl's DDR FIXED!]

DDR is cool, but...

I'm not super digging it on the computer. I suck at the game normally, so I guess that doesn't help either... and make the Space Bar icon in english... please?

[Alien Rescue]

You listened to me!?

Holy crap! You totally scored with this one. You put it together better, made it more challenging, and took that weird picture (and Pac-men) out. Just like I asked! WOO HOO!!! Congrats! You'll get a four!

Mistasmijen responds:

Of course i listend to you! i listen to all my reviewers, I still need to brush up on my art and stuff though. Thanks again and keep the reviews commin throughout newgrounds. they help alot as you can see!

[Poke Porn (game)]

What a good game... BUT...

You made the graphics look like a really bad bad bad bad flash cartoon... and having a picture of an ugly kid (hopefully not yourself) in the background didn't help at all. The concept was good, and it kept me occupied for about five minutes... but the eye-searing pink, and ugly-ass face in the background made me turn it off... and run. All my 1 belongs to this... none more.

Mistasmijen responds:

all my 0wns belong to king 5 news because king 5 say IT 0WN!!!!!!!1 d00d

oh yeah if you hit teh pacmen they will 0wn j00